You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop
Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."
Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop
Sad Cat of the Day: Cat Owners Wonder Why Their Cat is So ...
Warning: This May Make You Tear Up
An Unfortunate Truth About Many Dog People
Swift Justice of the Day: How to Deal With Litterbugs
Check Out These Bizarre Illustrated Pokémon Fusions!
A Good Reason to Own a Dog
This Game of Peekaboo Was Too Much For One Little Girl
Spider-Woman Variant Cover Got You Down?
The Uniforms of the Colombian Cycling Teams are...Suggestive, ...
Meet Mari, The Sassiest Dog You’ll Ever Meet
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more