Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!

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creepy,double meaning,homophone,literalism,morning,morning wood,mourning,wood
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

Not Particularly, No...

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balls,creepy,innuendo,insect,lolwut,moth,mothballs
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Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop

Cage-Free Eggs

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creepy,eggs,cage-free,nicolas cage,double meaning
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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

Note to Self: Never Speak to Gladys Again

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creepy,cryptic,hang out,hanging,misinterpretation,noose,nooses
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Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop