Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop