Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."
Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes it's simply better not to ask. The responses you might warrant can often be meteorically disturbing. - Matty Malaprop
Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop
Dear athetits, if God doesn't exist, how me a moth learn innuendo? - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody's gonna be Barackin' and rollin' all night... - Matty Malaprop
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Not sure if dark comedy or darkest, most soul-devouring comedy of all time... - Matty Malaprop