Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Methinks no amount of Bounty would be able to clean up the post-coital mess that would inevitably stem from that experience. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm sure they'll be more than happy to phile a report about the neighborhood's latest creepy pedostrian. - Matty Malaprop

I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop