Leaving So Bassoon?

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Leaving So Bassoon?
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Punmaster Matt says: "A friend asked me to turn him into a meme..."

Well, it's no epic sax guy, but I guess it'll do in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Let Me Just Go Call 911 Now...

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Let Me Just Go Call 911 Now...
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I'm sure they'll be more than happy to phile a report about the neighborhood's latest creepy pedostrian. - Matty Malaprop

I Do, Actually...

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I Do, Actually...
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!

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Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop

Bro-ba Fett

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Bro-ba Fett
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop