Bro-ba Fett

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Bro-ba Fett
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You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Cage-Free Eggs

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Cage-Free Eggs
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Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop

I Do, Actually...

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I Do, Actually...
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I just... I don't... excuse me while I go vomit. - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist
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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!

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Chill Out Guys; It's Perfectly Normal!
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Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop