By VWDave
Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop
creepy
Via: Three Word Phrase
Obviously the pastor's name is Harold, and the deceased's is Maude. - Matty Malaprop
By battousai
Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.
... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
Why do you want to start your morning without a lil' bit of the Nic? He just doesn't understand why you would want to do such a thing... - Matty Malaprop
