But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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cow,literalism,ridiculous,similar sounding,udder,utter,utterly
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Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

Calf Massage

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baby,body part,calf,cow,double meaning,literalism,massage
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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Or Just 'Sad'

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Bad Joke Eel,Beef,beef jerky,cow,double meaning,groan-inducing,Hall of Fame,jerk,jerky,literalism,twitch
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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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animal,bird,bunny,cow,eel,Hall of Fame,Owl,panda,professions,punny,whale,wolf,zebra
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

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