Bovine Hairstyles Require a Full Night's Rest

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What a Cowt-Cast!

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But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

Cash Cow

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

The Milk of Justice

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Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

I'll Just Let You Rumen-ate Over This One for a While

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In Soviet Russia, moss always points at you. - Matty Malaprop