Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Don't Have a Cow, Now
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act
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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

Steeroids

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Steeroids
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They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Calf Massage

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Calf Massage
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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop