Ludacow

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Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

Calf Massage

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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Or Just 'Sad'

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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Cash Cow

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop