Calf Massage

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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Cash Cow

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

Ludacow

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Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?