Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

What a Cowt-Cast!

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Jeez, Don't Have a Cow!

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Hits the Spot

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Cash Cow

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop