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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

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I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Cash Cow

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Calf Massage

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What a Cowt-Cast!

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But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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The Milk of Justice

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Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap? Well, why buy a pig for 4 1/2 inches of sausage?

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Or Just 'Sad'

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I'll Just Let You Rumen-ate Over This One for a While

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Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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