Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

Calf Massage

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Created by Unknown

Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Via Bizarro Comics


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Created by Snake73

I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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Created by chech1965

I'll Just Let You Rumen-ate Over This One for a While

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Created by crazygodlessfun

Cash Cow

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Created by catimacat

But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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Created by amberwithwings

What a Cowt-Cast!

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Bovine Hairstyles Require a Full Night's Rest

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Created by Unknown

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Created by sonnetxvii ( Via Pleated Jeans )


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Or Just 'Sad'

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Created by me_gusta_man

Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap? Well, why buy a pig for 4 1/2 inches of sausage?

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See all captions Created by LaurelPlane


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Created by Unknown
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