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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

I'll Just Let You Rumen-ate Over This One for a While

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Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Via Bizarro Comics

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By FAUSTER

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By Unknown

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Or Just 'Sad'

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By me_gusta_man

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Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap? Well, why buy a pig for 4 1/2 inches of sausage?

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I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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By chech1965

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Bovine Hairstyles Require a Full Night's Rest

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By Unknown

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Ludacow

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Via Obscure for Sure

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Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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By sonnetxvii (Via Pleated Jeans)

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By Fidget

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Steeroids

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By Snake73

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The Milk of Justice

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By Jrsbbusa3000

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But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

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By amberwithwings

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