By Unknown
cow
Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.
By me_gusta_man
Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop
