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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

In Soviet Russia, moss always points at you. - Matty Malaprop

They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop

Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop