Puns

cow

Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

Steeroids

bovine cow similar sounding prefix - 6946085888
Created by Snake73

But Please, Don't Have a Cow!

cow literalism ridiculous similar sounding udder utter - 5104977408
Created by amberwithwings
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cow - 4026903552
Created by Unknown

Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap? Well, why buy a pig for 4 1/2 inches of sausage?

cow pun wedding - 6556540160
See all captions Created by LaurelPlane

Ludacow

cow facebook literalism ludacris lyric move similar sounding song - 6078138880
Via Obscure for Sure
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bovine cow cut meat sir - 4204914688
Created by FAUSTER

Don't Have a Cow, Now

answer before cow cows her herbivore question similar sounding - 6210191360
Via Bizarro Comics

I'll Just Let You Rumen-ate Over This One for a While

cow double meaning homophone homophones literalism - 6098359808
Created by crazygodlessfun
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I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

cow cows dead moving similar sounding zombie - 6440413952
Created by chech1965

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

animal bird bunny cow eel Hall of Fame Owl panda punny whale wolf zebra - 6299866880
Created by sonnetxvii ( Via Pleated Jeans )

Calf Massage

baby cow double meaning literalism - 6063527680
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Or Just 'Sad'

Bad Joke Eel cow double meaning groan-inducing Hall of Fame jerk literalism - 5844718336
Created by me_gusta_man

Bovine Hairstyles Require a Full Night's Rest

cow comic poorly dressed g rated - 7847244032
Created by Unknown

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bovine cow ludacris lyrics move pejorative song - 4059312128
Created by Unknown
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cow dairy homophone legendary literalism Neil Patrick Harris song - 4921809152
Created by Unknown

Cash Cow

cow double meaning idiom literalism - 5650824960
Created by catimacat
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