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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

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If you're going to wind up embroiled in a sketchy ponzi scheme, you might as well milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

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They call him Hogan... Heff Hogan. - Matty Malaprop

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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, some might consider these two to be quite unholy cows, but I'm of the opinion that they're innately quite bovine. - Matty Malaprop

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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop