Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.
Seriously, all that involuntary movement can't be good for their sirloins... - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes, rather than running from the absurd, you just have to milk it for all it's worth. - Matty Malaprop
Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop
In Soviet Russia, moss always points at you. - Matty Malaprop
Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop
Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop