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Moo. The cow is a versatile creature. From milk to steak and even cash, they can do it all. But you should definitely buy the cow, no milk is free, and there's no such thing as free lunch. Let out a hoot at these bovine jokes and puns that will have you mooing.

Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Via Bizarro Comics

Bovine Hairstyles Require a Full Night's Rest

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By Unknown
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What a Cowt-Cast!

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By Unknown

Ludacow

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Via Obscure for Sure

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By FAUSTER
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By Unknown

I Wonder if They Rumen-ated Over This Act

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By chech1965

Why buy a cow when milk is so cheap? Well, why buy a pig for 4 1/2 inches of sausage?

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By Unknown

Calf Massage

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By Unknown
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Steeroids

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By Snake73

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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By sonnetxvii (Via Pleated Jeans)

I'll Just Let You Rumen-ate Over This One for a While

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By crazygodlessfun
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The Milk of Justice

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By Jrsbbusa3000

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By Fidget
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