Punmaster BloodworthyYpp says: "Stop your 'wine'-ing!"
In vino, sanguis. - Matty Malaprop
I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop
Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop
I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop
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