Faith in Clever Mashup Costumes, Restored

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costume,freddie mercury,sailor mercury,halloween,sailor moon,puns
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Sailor Freddie Mercury, everyone's favorite Sailor Scout.

You Just Need to Bee Yourself, Snoopy!

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bee,cat,costume,double meaning,hives,snoopy
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POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop

Beware the TIE FIGHTERS!

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costume,double meaning,fighter,fighters,literalism,star wars,tie,tie fighter,ties
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As if my fear of flying wasn't already enough to disuade me from being a pilot, I'm told being in a TIE Fighter is like being in a big tin box(er). - Matty Malaprop

Thank You! But Our Princess is in Another 'Hood

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contradiction,contradictory,cosplay,costume,lolwut,mario,meme,Super Mario bros,super mario brothers
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Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

Jurassic Bark

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dogs,dinosaur,similar sounding,costume,bark,jurassic park,dinosaurs
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I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

College Parties Are SO Predictable

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costume,double entendre,equation,hammer,hammered,innuendo,literalism,math,nailed,tool
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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop