Thank You! But Our Princess is in Another 'Hood

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Thank You! But Our Princess is in Another 'Hood
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Also... is it just me, or is the idea of a black plumber almost startlingly contradictory? - Matty Malaprop

College Parties Are SO Predictable

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College Parties Are SO Predictable
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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

You Just Need to Bee Yourself, Snoopy!

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You Just Need to Bee Yourself, Snoopy!
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POSTING THIS B/C MY BOSS REALLY LOVES SNOOPY THE CAT AND HE BASICALLY MADE ME DO IT SO SORRY???? EXCEPT NOT REALLY B/C OMG CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. - Matty Malaprop