I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster BloodworthyYpp says: "Stop your 'wine'-ing!"
In vino, sanguis. - Matty Malaprop
I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop
Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
L-key-hoLism is a very serious issue. If you know someone who suffers from it, make sure to write a Letter to a LocaL counseLor to see what you can do to heLp. - Matty MaLaprop
A Huffington Post Reporter Makes a Total Fool of Himself ...
NOPE of the Day: Burn This Shed Down
The Law is a Joke
Damn Nature, You Scary of the Day: Huge Grouper Eats a 4 ...
Life Sure is Something
Photoshop Battle of the Day: The Happy Baby Wombat
The Internet Had a Lot of Fun With Rick Perry's Mugshot
50 Cent Said That if Floyd Mayweather Jr. Could Read a Single ...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ of the Day
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more