Well, Do You Have the Dough?

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arts and crafts,card,cookies,dont,donut,handmade,kooky,ransom note,similar sounding,weird
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

Enjoying This Cookie is Highly Logical

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chip,chocolate,chocolate chips,cookies,literalism,prefix,similar sounding,Spock,Star Trek
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Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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computer,cookies,Cookie Monster,delete,double meaning,Hall of Fame,internet,option
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop