cookies

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By Jenny (Via: Chasing Fabrics)
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The text says: "Some people might think you're cookie / donut listen." What I want to know is WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A RANSOM MESSAGE IS THAT?? - Matty Malaprop

chip chocolate chocolate chips cookies literalism prefix similar sounding Spock Star Trek
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Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

computer cookies Cookie Monster delete double meaning Hall of Fame internet option
By Unknown
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop