Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

Delete Cookies?

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Delete Cookies?
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NO! NO! CTRL + Z!! I was a little heated when I said those hurtful things! I know I ovenreacted, but now that I've cooled off, I want to say I'm sorry! - Matty Malaprop

Enjoying This Cookie is Highly Logical

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Enjoying This Cookie is Highly Logical
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Just try not to eat too many of them, okay? I wouldn't want your weight to explode under a caloric Vulcan death grip. - Matty Malaprop

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop