Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Gettin' Real Serious Up in This House Right Now...

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Gettin' Real Serious Up in This House Right Now...
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CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind
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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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How Many Birds Can You Kill With One Stone?

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How Many Birds Can You Kill With One Stone?
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Just curious, because I need to figure out some way to get these guys to flock off. - Matty Malaprop

Way to School Your Friends, Green

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Way to School Your Friends, Green
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Sharking people out of the pun game... Green's a man (woman?) after my own heart! - Matty Malaprop

The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns

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The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns
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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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