NHOT Having a Giraffe

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But seriously, what the hell pun were you trying to make with the word giraffe, OP? - Matty Malaprop

Such an Exploitable Name

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Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

This is the Kind of IT Issue You Deal With Every Day in Europe

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Anyone wanna lend this guy a hand? I'm sure he'll think you're a real Swedeheart for doing it! - Matty Malaprop

The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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The Hobbit: Some Unexpected Puns

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I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

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