Sea? Dreams Do Come True!

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Sea? Dreams Do Come True!
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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop

The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine

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The Body, The Blood, The Bread Machine
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Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

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Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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