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Just be warned, Blue. Marine Biology is a challenging field. I really hope for your sake that you have someone to go home and cuttle with at the end of the day. - Matty Malaprop
When you've got friends as nice as these two, your regular average Joe really just doesn't cut the mustard. - Matty Malaprop
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Being a Norse god does have its drawbacks... namely that you're liable to be punished for simply existing. - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop
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