TWIST ENDING: They Don't Even Serve Seafood!

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In fact they're a high-end restaurant devoted solely to fancy beef dinners, and the mother in the story is pescetarian. All in all the whole evening ended up being a total cabasstrophe. - Matty Malaprop

Gettin' Real Serious Up in This House Right Now...

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CannonFodder, you seem a little burnt about SomeRandomGeekNamedBrent's correction. I'm sorry if he hurt ewe, but you just can't fawn over these kinds of things! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe We Should Plank to Pass the Time?

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Maybe we just need to plan(k) a fun thing to do today. Establish some blueprints for the day, you know? It could beam fun! - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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