He Was a Bit of a Health Nut

Favorite
He Was a Bit of a Health Nut
- -

Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

Mocha Gangnam Style

Favorite
Mocha Gangnam Style
- -

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee it's funny because a very significant portion of the song's lyrics involve Psy's infatuation with women who enjoy drinking coffee or something like that I DON'T KNOW I DON'T SPEAK KOREAN SO BACK OFF OKAY???? - Matty Malaprop

And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column

Favorite
And Then My Hands Start to Slippy Off the Steering Column
- -

... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop

AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

Favorite
AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World
- -

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop