Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop
Wooooo boy, this brew's strong enough to kill a Cobra! - Matty Malaprop
Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop
... or maybe that's just the caffeine... - Matty Malaprop
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