Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop
Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop
The only thing trenta here is the level of this poor cup's temper. - Matty Malaprop
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