coffee

Tasting your food is too mainstream
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

The Reason Hitler Drank Decaf...
By Derek Bryant
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop