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answer before burn coffee cool double meaning hipster literalism question sip tongue - 6613020416
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

similar sounding apology coffee added letter late latte - 6833990400
By LJPhil
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

added letter coffee literalism powder power quote similar sounding Spider-Man - 6402878720
Via: Reddit
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Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop