He Was a Bit of a Health Nut

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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

Not So Much Demeaning As Merely Descriptive...

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Shame though. The man who found her tossed her out after he was done as though she was just so much trash. - Matty Malaprop