That Doesn't Sound Gouda...

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cheese,variations on a theme,cheddar,similar sounding,grate
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Turns out his iPod was pepperjacked from his car this afternoon. I'd brie pretty upset about that too, if I were him. - Matty Malaprop

Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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jesus,cheese,pattern,cheese grater,similar sounding,prefix
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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Limburgered

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advice,cheese,Hall of Fame,in case of,jesus,pray,prefix,queso,similar sounding
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Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop