Who cut the cheese? Seriously that reeks. Better air it out, or maybe grab a milder wheel to balance it out. These cheesy puns will have you groaning in no time, so don't go anywhere, and don't cut any more cheese.
Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop
And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop