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Turns out his iPod was pepperjacked from his car this afternoon. I'd brie pretty upset about that too, if I were him. - Matty Malaprop

Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop