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If they'd only fixed the spacing and alignment on that ad, they wouldn't be having this problem right now. - Matty Malaprop
Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop
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