The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop
And now you just look so pensive. Watson your mind, honey? Care to talk about it? - Matty Malaprop
The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop
Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop
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The Admiral knows how to properly ambush a rodent problem. - Matty Malaprop
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