Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop
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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop
Source: 6 Dollar Shirts
Maybe Woody can fix the problem if he shoots it with his revolver ocelot? - Matty Malaprop
To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop
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