Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

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Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down
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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Go Go Power Users!

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Go Go Power Users!
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Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop

The Series Makes So Much More Sense Now...

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The Series Makes So Much More Sense Now...
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The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

GREAT SCOTT!

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GREAT SCOTT!
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The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop