Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop
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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop
Kinda changes the whole idea behind their friendly neighborhood "Juice Bar," doesn't it? - Matty Malaprop
The world is a BLARGARBLABARGL. - Matty Malaprop
There's no crying in therapy.
The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop
The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop
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