catchphrase

By nbshark
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The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop

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The last time I was on morphine, I am pretty sure I started talking to my IV drip bag as though it was Zordon, so this makes PERFECT sense to me. - Matty Malaprop

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Sweet Brown knows that much thyme ain't gonna lead to nothin' except a baaaaaaaaad case of bronchitis. - Matty Malaprop