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book brand cat cat in the hat dr seuss hat literalism title tonka tunic - 4941502208
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

brand brand name cracker double meaning literalism name putting on the ritz ritz song - 6324395264
Via Reddit
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

ben brand burn Hall of Fame J Jonah Jameson low blow peter parker rice sick burn Spider-Man uncle uncle-bens - 5425661696
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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

pencil good point brand good point - 7009777408
By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.