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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

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By Hazy
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

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If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

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