He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs

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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

Not Quite a MacBook, But...

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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop