Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."
If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.
Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop
I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop
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