They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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They're Both Clearly Over the Moon
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

Apparently These Are David Guetta Lyrics?

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Apparently These Are David Guetta Lyrics?
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YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

Not Quite a MacBook, But...

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Not Quite a MacBook, But...
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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Does What it Says on the Label
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...

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You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...
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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop