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Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Liz Climo
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

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