ICWUDT, Durex

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advertisement,advertising,brand,double meaning,durex,Hall of Fame,literalism,slogan,win
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I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

Trojan Horse

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brand,condom,horse,literalism,trojan,trojan horse
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Everyone Should Sing Along

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arhaus,brand,Hall of Fame,homophones,house,literalism,madness,name,our,similar sounding,song
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

So Kawaii!!

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bow,brand,double meaning,Hall of Fame,hello kitty,juxtaposition,literalism,Mitt Romney,pet name,shoop,similar sounding
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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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brand,brand name,cracker,double meaning,literalism,name,putting on the ritz,ritz,song
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

I Think it Could Be Fuller, TBH

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brand,cereal,double meaning,fullest,idiom,life,literalism,name
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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

When Life Gives You Lemons

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adage,brand,cereal,double meaning,lemons,life,literalism,name,when life gives you lemon,when life gives you lemons
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop