That's Why I Bought the Special Edition iPhone Kenyan!

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Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

Justice is seldom this black and white

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Thanks for the Addition Here...

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Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop

They Are Many and Varied

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Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop

They've Got the Two-Man Rock Band Game ON LOCK

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Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop

You Couldn't Be More Ron

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Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop

Good Question.

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And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop