Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop
Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop
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Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop
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Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop
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