Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop
Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop
Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop
Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop
And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop
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