Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop
The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop
And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."
Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop
Every time Harry naysays, Voldemort Avada Kedavras a kitten. - Matty Malaprop
Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop
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