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And furthermore, if he were commissioned to forge a sword for the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, would that mean he'd end up paying himself for the cost of his labor? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you can use these to get into your neighbor's sweet-ass El Camino? - Matty Malaprop

Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

The physics lab, on the other hand, would probably be quite a gravity-defying sight to behold! - Matty Malaprop

Cannot unsee. Can perhaps undersea, but certainly cannot unsee. - Matty Malaprop