I C What You D'd There

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I C What You D'd There
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Because Less is Moore... Right?
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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Tom Waits...
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Wally? When Did You Get Here?
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop