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after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

before lan literalism Movie similar sounding The Land Before Time time
By nopunin10did (Via: No Pun in 10 Did)
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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding
Via: Bizarro Comics
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

after before hashtag How People View Me meme syllogism toy viewmaster
By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding
By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop