Maybe It's the Sharptooth's Fault?

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before,lan,literalism,Movie,similar sounding,The Land Before Time,time
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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

And I Do Mean ALWAYS

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always,before,dinner,hands,hens,literalism,rule,similar sounding,wash
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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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after,before,double meaning,literalism,strikes,striking,surname,Tom Waits,waiting
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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after,before,behind bars,double meaning,free,Hall of Fame,jail,literalism,Morgan Freeman,not,prison,surname
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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metal,cool,literalism,molten,double meaning,before
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

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