Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop
Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop
... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop
You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop
If You Thought That Lightsaber Was Ridiculous, Wait Until ...
This Explains a Lot
La historia de muchos...
Hamsters Construct a Snowman
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
At His Age, You're Lucky He's Not Choking it
That Moment When You Realize Your Cat is Someone Else's Beloved ...
Directo en toda la Friendzone
Best Day at Work Ever!
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more