How People Viewmaster

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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

And I Do Mean ALWAYS

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

With Great Facial Hair Comes Great Responsibility

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop