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after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

after before hashtag How People View Me meme syllogism toy viewmaster - 4934573568
By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

answer before cow cows heifer her herbivore question similar sounding - 6210191360
Via: Bizarro Comics
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

after before CD player dont homophone now see vanished - 3946005504
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

before club Hall of Fame her herbivore Lame Pun Coon similar sounding vegetarian - 5597000960
By Unknown
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

after before behind bars double meaning free Hall of Fame jail literalism Morgan Freeman not prison surname - 6020706048
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop