I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

How People Viewmaster

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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop