He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Tom Waits...

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Tom Waits...
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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

Back When it Was Trve Kvlt

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Back When it Was Trve Kvlt
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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop

Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Because Less is Moore... Right?
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance
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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop