Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Because Less is Moore... Right?
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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

Wally? When Did You Get Here?

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Wally? When Did You Get Here?
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop