Tom Waits...

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He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

'The Raven' Was a Ravin' Success!

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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

How People Viewmaster

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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

Ain't Nuffin' Gonna Stop My Muffin Top

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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

Classic Newb Hipster Mistake!

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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

That Skit Was Her Hair Pièce de Résistance

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In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop