Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop
At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop
Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop
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