Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
In my opinion, she's always at her best when her characters are wiiging out. - Matty Malaprop
... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop
Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop
Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop
I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop
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