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It needs to look a little sophisticated...
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

Tasting your food is too mainstream
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Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop