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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

after,before,behind bars,double meaning,free,Hall of Fame,jail,literalism,Morgan Freeman,not,prison,surname
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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

after,before,comparison,ice,ice cube,literalism,opposites,shaved,shaved ice,unshaved
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

after,before,CD player,dont,homophone,now,see,vanished
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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!

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