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By Unknown
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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By JakeLim
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No offense, "how people view me" dude, but Viewmasters are waaaaaaaaaaay cooler than you could ever hope to be. #nostalgiaformylostchildhood - Matty Malaprop

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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