Maybe It's the Sharptooth's Fault?

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Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop

Because Less is Moore... Right?

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Oh right, he WASN'T the guy who created Supersize Me. That's the joke! - Matty Malaprop

I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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after,before,cat,dogs,homophone,Kat Dennings,name,opposites,shoop
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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