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after before comparison ice ice cube literalism opposites shaved shaved ice unshaved - 4823710208
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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

after before literalism muffin nothing related similar sounding - 4910426624
By xyzpdq1
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Clearly this joke is just shamelessly pandering to all the "30 Rock" fans out there. - Matty Malaprop

before club Hall of Fame her herbivore Lame Pun Coon similar sounding vegetarian - 5597000960
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning flash literalism Photo with without - 5972650496
By Mikau Kahn
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Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop

after before double meaning hairy Hall of Fame Harry Potter homophone literalism shaved - 5901554944
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

after before cat dogs homophone Kat Dennings name opposites shoop - 6613174272
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop