... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Heads up, Punmasters! Starting tomorrow, So Much Pun will officially be a part of Memebase! That's the only change, though; I'll still be in charge of things 'round these punny parts!
If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop
Only tangentially related: DO NOT look up how the voice actor for Ducky died. It will give you nightmares. - Matty Malaprop
You know, the golden days... when the music was hot and so were the groupies. - Matty Malaprop
Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop
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