She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

Sun Direction

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Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

That's a Lot of Buildup for Such a Little Pun...

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Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

Some Children's Parents...

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Some Children's Parents...
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You really gotta admire Genie in this scenario, who is going to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of baby nomenclature as a general ideal. - Matty Malaprop