Calf Massage

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Calf Massage
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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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Baaaaaaaahddaway
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

I Beg To Differ

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I Beg To Differ
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BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop