She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE

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She's Gonna Grow Up to Oppress EVERYONE
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Honey! HONEY! I have some great news for you! We're pregnant with a ruthless dictator! - Matty Malaprop

Calf Massage

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Calf Massage
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The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop

Some Children's Parents...

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Some Children's Parents...
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You really gotta admire Genie in this scenario, who is going to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of baby nomenclature as a general ideal. - Matty Malaprop

I Beg To Differ

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I Beg To Differ
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BabiesAreGross #Don'tDenyIt #VesselsForFilthAndCrying - Matty Malaprop

Baby Got Back

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Baby Got Back
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I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop