I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

Is that an actual One Direction lyric? Really? REALLY?? - Matty Malaprop

A bit disturbing, but truthful all the same. - Matty Malaprop

I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

The shutterstock watermark really ties the whole pun together, don't you think? - Matty Malaprop