baby

A bit disturbing, but truthful all the same. - Matty Malaprop

You'd be cursing too if you were held aleft by some unseen force, I bet. - Matty Malaprop

I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

I don't think Sir Mix-a-Lot had precisely this in mind when he wrote that song... - Matty Malaprop

He's the pop star our nation deserves, but not the one it meeps right now. - Matty Malaprop