Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.
... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."
Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop
This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop
With proper organizational skills, every math test you take will feel like a Gimli! - Matty Malaprop
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And to think, he used to be an upstanding member of society until he fell in with a bunch of cereal killers. - Matty Malaprop
Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop
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