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You clearly came here looking for memes and content all about the axe - one of man's first tools. Nowadays Axe is less known for the chopping implement and more for the horrendous body spray that requires CDC-level fumigation to get rid of the stench. So hold your nose and dive in for whatever you're looking for, because you'll find it.

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I Feel Like This Conversation Has Maybe Been TRUNKated...

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Look at these two, lumbering their way through a totally insignificant birch-fest.

... sorry, that was terrible AND non-sensical. I just don't know that many tree-related puns... :( - Matty Malaprop

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A Very Important Tip to Have in Your Arsenal

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With proper organizational skills, every math test you take will feel like a Gimli! - Matty Malaprop

Look over there! The Science has dropped!

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Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

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Do You Really Need Us to Answer That Question?

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Axe is really a lot like Red Bull when you stop and think about it; both are synonymous with canned sh*t. - Matty Malaprop

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You Have My Sword...

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This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

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Sociopathy Comes in Many Forms

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And to think, he used to be an upstanding member of society until he fell in with a bunch of cereal killers. - Matty Malaprop

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