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ass,birds,donkey,double meaning,literalism,objectification
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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

ass,cheetos,donkey,double meaning,lazy,many,oversized,playing,too many,video games
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

Mass,dat ass,meme,ass,similar sounding
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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

ash,ass,comic,Hall of Fame,literalism,longform,similar sounding
By generalking ( Via: Evil Inc.)
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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop

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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

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