No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop
Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop
I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop
I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop
There's a reason they call them burritos, you know. - Matty Malaprop
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