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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

ass,donkey,double meaning,haul,haul ass,literalism,order,sergeant,told
By xyzpdq1
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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

giant,cat,ass,trophy,catastrophe,homophones,literalism,double meaning
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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

lacking,ass-less,donkey,chaps,literalism,ass,double meaning,lost
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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

ass,bass,come on,fish,similar sounding,tuna,variations on a theme
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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

ass,cheetos,donkey,double meaning,lazy,many,oversized,playing,too many,video games
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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