At Least He Urned His Title

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At Least He Urned His Title
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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop

And Haul Ass He Did!

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And Haul Ass He Did!
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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

And His Attorney's Name is Harold Balsagna

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And His Attorney's Name is Harold Balsagna
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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

That's One Way to Do it

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That's One Way to Do it
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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

MASSive!

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MASSive!
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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

Studies Have Shown...

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Studies Have Shown...
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

He's Such an Ass Hole

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He's Such an Ass Hole
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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop