No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

There's a reason they call them burritos, you know. - Matty Malaprop

It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop