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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

Oversized ass
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

Does This Detective's Outfit Make My Name Look Big?
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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

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Which is quite strange, given how nice Eddie Murphy always seems to be... - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop