That's One Way to Do it

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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

MASSive!

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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

And Haul Ass He Did!

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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Bass, Bass it Up!

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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop