He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em
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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

Studies Have Shown...

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Studies Have Shown...
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

Horsing Around Somewhere I'm Sure

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Horsing Around Somewhere I'm Sure
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It's this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! - Matty Malaprop

Bass, Bass it Up!

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Bass, Bass it Up!
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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop

Mules Are So Half-Ass

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Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop

Well That is Just FILTHY.

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Well That is Just FILTHY. View Fullscreen
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop