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By Unknown
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

ass,cheetos,donkey,double meaning,lazy,many,oversized,playing,too many,video games
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And your skin might start to take on an orange, cheeto-colored tint. THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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By generalking ( Via: Evil Inc.)
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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Punblr
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I bet you think I'm kidding, kid. But I'm totes m'goats fr rlz about this. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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And his wife's name is Gianna Normus-Nockurs. - Matty Malaprop

ass,donkey,double meaning,haul,haul ass,literalism,order,sergeant,told
By xyzpdq1
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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

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