And Haul Ass He Did!

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He knew following his orders was the correct thing to do, but boy oh boy was he sEeyore in the mornin'! - Matty Malaprop

Last I Heard He Was Trying to Dig a Pony

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

A Giant Catastrophe

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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

MASSive!

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I like big bodies of mass, and I cannot lie. - Matty Malaprop

That's One Way to Do it

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I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

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