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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Mr. Lovenstein
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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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There's a reason they call them burritos, you know. - Matty Malaprop

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By generalking (Via: Evil Inc.)
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Anyone know what comic this is from? Whatever it is, there's no doubt in my mind that the writer's pun arsenal is always locked and loaded. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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Being bass ackwards has never been so sexy. Or something like that. YOU CAN'T WRITE GOLD ALL THE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY JEEZ. - Matty Malaprop