They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster ScienceDog says: "The most prescribed medication for Apple addiction."

I thought the most prescribed medication for Apple addiction was credit card debt...? Am I wrong on this one? - Matty Malaprop

The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

I can only assume the artist here didn't depict Macintosh apples simply because the joke would be too simple and passé. - Matty Malaprop

Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

But can it run Angry Birds? IT BETTER F*CKING RUN ANGRY BIRDS.