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I thought the most prescribed medication for Apple addiction was credit card debt...? Am I wrong on this one? - Matty Malaprop
They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop
I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop
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