Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop
If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop
After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster ScienceDog says: "The most prescribed medication for Apple addiction."
I thought the most prescribed medication for Apple addiction was credit card debt...? Am I wrong on this one? - Matty Malaprop
They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop
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