Not Quite a MacBook, But...

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Not Quite a MacBook, But...
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

Apple Tablets

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Apple Tablets
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Punmaster ScienceDog says: "The most prescribed medication for Apple addiction."

I thought the most prescribed medication for Apple addiction was credit card debt...? Am I wrong on this one? - Matty Malaprop

Well, That's Ironic...

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Well, That's Ironic...
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They keep him (?) employed because he's the best salesperson in the whole galaxy. - Matty Malaprop

iPun

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iPun
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The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?

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Maybe He Pressed Jobs Too Hard?
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After all, he was the former CEO's main squeeze. #ApplesAreTotallyOrangesNow #Didn'tYouGetTheMemo? - Matty Malaprop