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Via: Left-Handed Toons
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Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Plastidecore
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Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

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Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

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The last time iWas in court, it was because iFailed to weasel my way out of jury duty. Wamp wamp. - Matty Malaprop

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