The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop
It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop
File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop