File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop
If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop
It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop
The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop
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