It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop