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abbreviation,al,Alabama,call,double meaning,literalism,map,name,state
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,croc,crock pot,crocodile,homophone,literalism,punception,yo dawg
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,classic,Hall of Fame,panda,panda bear,panda bears,shirt,wrestling,wwf
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

iron,iron maiden,iron man,costume,halloween,female,fe,abbreviation,periodic table,element
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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,dachshunds,Hall of Fame,homophones,literalism,pair,paradox,similar sounding
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

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