'Hi Terry.'

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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop