File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop
The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop
An Ideal Justice System
Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
Need a Source for the Bottom Picture for... Reasons
I Ear They Taste Good
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