The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop