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By Ryan Sharman
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

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By Tyalie
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It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

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