A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

... But Do They Support IPv6?

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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

'Hi Terry.'

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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop