She's a Fe-Male!

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She's a Fe-Male!
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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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Better Than an Oxymeowron...
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?

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SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

... But Do They Support IPv6?

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... But Do They Support IPv6?
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop