Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop
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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop
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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
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