Mayo You Make An Awesome Sandwich On This Day

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You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

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