SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?

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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

Magnum PI

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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

'Hi Terry.'

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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

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