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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation double meaning Hall of Fame iconic literalism look magnum pi mustache pi symbol - 5234026240
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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation classic Hall of Fame panda panda bear panda bears shirt wrestling wwf - 5882165504
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation croc crock pot crocodile homophone literalism punception yo dawg - 5892084224
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop