Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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abbreviation,double entendre,Hall of Fame,mathematics,SEC,secant,sexy,similar sounding,sin,tan,trigonometry
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg...

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abbreviation,croc,crock pot,crocodile,homophone,literalism,punception,yo dawg
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?

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abbreviation,classic,Hall of Fame,panda,panda bear,panda bears,shirt,wrestling,wwf
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

Mayo You Make An Awesome Sandwich On This Day

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abbreviation,cinco de mayo,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,may,mayo,mayonnaise,spanish
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You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop

... But Do They Support IPv6?

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abbreviation,double meaning,lan,literalism,obi-wan kenobi,star wars,wan
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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abbreviation,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,tea,t rex,tyrannosaurus rex
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop