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abbreviation,al,Alabama,call,double meaning,literalism,map,name,state
By Ryan Sharman
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,double meaning,lan,literalism,obi-wan kenobi,star wars,wan
By megmond
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,croc,crock pot,crocodile,homophone,literalism,punception,yo dawg
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,classic,Hall of Fame,panda,panda bear,panda bears,shirt,wrestling,wwf
By xyzpdq1
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

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