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abbreviation,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,tea,t rex,tyrannosaurus rex
By rocket-taco ( Via: Chooglin)
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,double entendre,Hall of Fame,mathematics,SEC,secant,sexy,similar sounding,sin,tan,trigonometry
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,double meaning,lan,literalism,obi-wan kenobi,star wars,wan
By megmond
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

tardar sauce,element,abbreviation,periodic table,nobelium,Chemistry,no,Grumpy Cat
By Unknown
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,dachshunds,Hall of Fame,homophones,literalism,pair,paradox,similar sounding
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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

AA,abbreviation,Alcoholics Anonymous,batteries,battery,double meaning,literalism
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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop

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