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abbreviation,double meaning,lan,literalism,obi-wan kenobi,star wars,wan
By megmond
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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,classic,Hall of Fame,panda,panda bear,panda bears,shirt,wrestling,wwf
By xyzpdq1
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,al,Alabama,call,double meaning,literalism,map,name,state
By Ryan Sharman
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,double entendre,Hall of Fame,mathematics,SEC,secant,sexy,similar sounding,sin,tan,trigonometry
Via: Reddit
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,tea,t rex,tyrannosaurus rex
By rocket-taco ( Via: Chooglin)
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

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