By rocket-taco (Via: Chooglin)
The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
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By Ryan Sharman
File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop
By megmond
Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."
... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop
By King_Burgers
Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop
By dbfnq
You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop
Via: Reddit
... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop
