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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop

The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

It's an expletive within an expletive! - Matty Malaprop

... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop