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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop
The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop
It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop
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After he got over his fear of public speaking, Terry left his weekly AA meetings feeling positively energized. - Matty Malaprop
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