A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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A Creature Steeped in Mythos
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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

She's a Fe-Male!

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She's a Fe-Male!
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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Nick Grabbe

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ICWUDT, Nick Grabbe
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

Yo Dawg...

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Yo Dawg...
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop