She's a Fe-Male!

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I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Magnum PI

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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

Better Than an Oxymeowron...

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Don't feel bad if you can't find a satisfactory answer to this question. I mean, sometimes it's best to just accept the fact that you can't wien 'em all. Just like the above pun doesn't wien at spelling. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop