Yo Dawg...

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abbreviation,croc,crock pot,crocodile,homophone,literalism,punception,yo dawg
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I heard you like crock pots, so we put a pair of crocs in your crock pot so you can cook crocs in your crock pot while you croc crock pot! - Matty Malaprop

As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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abbreviation,al,Alabama,call,double meaning,literalism,map,name,state
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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

A Creature Steeped in Mythos

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The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC-ish: Let's Get Ready to... Bamboo?

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abbreviation,classic,Hall of Fame,panda,panda bear,panda bears,shirt,wrestling,wwf
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I suppose wrestling isn't an inconceivable panda pastime... though if copulation is an unappealing exercise for them, I can't imagine their matches in the ring are terribly riveting. - Matty Malaprop

... But Do They Support IPv6?

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Punmaster megmond says: "The Kenobi family got into the networking business recently. Obi WAN and his brother Obi LAN founded the company, and Obi WLAN joined just recently selling hot air in the marketing department."

... all I want to know is this: When are the Kenobis gonna throw that Starcraft LAN party they keep promising us? - Matty Malaprop