WAIT. PUN-OFFS ARE REAL THINGS? ALRIGHT I LOVE ALL OF YOU AND I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE END BECAUSE I'M RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME A COMPETITIVE PUN-TALKER! - Matty Malaprop
There's something about this kid that just rubs me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure it's the weird smile he has at the end of every joke. He's basically just Bad Joke Eel personified in my head. - Matty Malaprop
The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop
This kid... what a nut! - Matty Malaprop
A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie? Sounds great to me! - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: NSFW, A five-minute video wherein Hannah Hart talks about sex and makes a half-dozen puns while wearing a carrot onesie.
Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop
Seen it coming, still funny ^_^
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