Stephen Fry is a Star Warrior

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The part dear Mr. Fry omits is where Vader gets catty and tells Luke he'll give him his presents early if he can give him a hand getting them out of the closet. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

TECHNOTRONIC FO' LIFE!

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Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop

The Step-by-Step Instructions Really Help

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

That's a Lot of Buildup for Such a Little Pun...

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Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

Thirty-Three Plant Puns in Less Than a Minute

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Not bad. I mean, I didn't peony myself laughing or anything, but he did do a pretty dandelion job. - Matty Malaprop