Songs to Wear Pants to Goes Punder the Sea

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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

WARNING: This Pun Will Make You Groan/Sigh/Punch Things/Etc.

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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

Slow Children Playing

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Because any excuse to post clips from "Rocko's Modern Life" is the best excuse. - Matty Malaprop

Iraq Lobster

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And in typical "Family Guy" fashion, this vaguely cutesy pun goes on two-and-a-half minutes too long... but I'm kinda digging that crustacean's beard, so whatever. - Matty Malaprop

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