He's a superhero god AND he knows how to tickle the ivories? Color me impressed! - Matty Malaprop

What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop

No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

He gave a shout-out to my home state in the form of a pun! MONTANA PRIDE, Y'ALL. - Matty Malaprop

OMG THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS REAL AND I AM COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH IT. - Matty Malaprop

WORST. GAME. EVER. - Matty Malaprop