That's a Lot of Buildup for Such a Little Pun...

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Oh, "Scrubs..." why your network hasn't wiped you from existence yet is utterly beyond me. - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

Very Successful Advert #1: Buy/Sell

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What I wanna know is: How long does it take someone to learn to be ambiphonidextrous? - Matty Malaprop

Presenting: The Actual Oldest Piece of Content on So Much Pun

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So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop