No Butts On The Ground

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Slippy McGee don't care about your beautification efforts! - Matty Malaprop

Puns And Alarm Bells

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I suppose if you can only have two things going for you in your life, puns and alarm bells aren't the worst of going-things. - Matty Malaprop

Groan... Family Guy...

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MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

VIDEO: Pun Hunting at the Grocery Store

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Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop