Black Mesa Knows How to Pun!

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I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop

If Computer Problems Were Real...

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... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop

The Silence of the Jams

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It keeps itself beneath the lid, or else it gets the toast again. - Matty Malaprop