WARNING: This Pun Will Make You Groan/Sigh/Punch Things/Etc.

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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

The Step-by-Step Instructions Really Help

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Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

Talking to Exes...

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This is seriously one of the more insane things I've seen in the last couple of weeks. But I'm also kind of in love with it? Maybe I'm the one with the problem... do you think that means my x will take me back and stop asking y we broke up? - Matty Malaprop

Presenting: The Actual Oldest Piece of Content on So Much Pun

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So yeah... just in case anyone hasn't seen this... somehow... thanks for the submission, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

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