Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop
Here she is, rock you like a squirricane. - Matty Malaprop
If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop
Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop
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