Deputy, Sponge Division

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If a crime is committed against you or a cephalopod you know, he'll get to the Bikini Bottom of it. - Matty Malaprop

Hurricane Sandy Cheeks

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Here she is, rock you like a squirricane. - Matty Malaprop

Claus-trophobia

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Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

The Patron Saint of Bikini Bottom

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It's So Punny, It Hurts

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Now I Understand Why Snape Always Seemed So Slimy...

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Try as you might, you're gonna be hard-pressed to Severus one of those tentacles from you body once he's latched on. - Matty Malaprop