I don't believe in the divine rights of kings, but I do believe in the divine rights of memes.

Usually, when you go to a restaurant, you get two options for your side dish: french fries or salad . There is one glorious restaurant where if you even ask for fries or salad as your side, you will be laughed out of the establishment because of your gross incompetence. I'm talking, of course, about one of the only drive-in restaurants left in America, Sonic Drive-In. If you've never been to a Sonic, it's difficult to describe the experience. Imagine a fast food place that sits on a hearty foun…

There is nothing like feeling refreshed. There are so many ways to feel a little fresher. I personally like to guzzle down a bottle of lemon-lime flavored Gatorade to get those sweet, sweet electrolytes up. Now that's what I call refreshment. I also enjoy taking a shower and changing the sheets on my bed to give myself a fresh feeling. There truly is nothing like it. When you're in school, being “fresh” or rather a “freshman” is often not

Free your mind! And the memes will follow

Here we go again, back at it with another steaming hot plate of memes for your consumption. It must be so nice to have delicious memes provided to you every night without effort on your part. Some people in this world slave away, looking for memes far and wide to feel their ever-growing families. When I was a boy, I used to walk 20 miles uphill and back in the snow to get to school. What does that have to do with memes you might ask? Absolutely nothing, but I just wanted to rub it in that your…

Do nostalgic posts about your childhood in the 90s and early 2000s send you into a existential panic, but in a fun way? Well, then have I got the memes for you. TikTok videos exalting classroom Christmas parties from our childhoods are the most emotionally crushing of recent nostalgia posts. They feature a wistful rendition of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” in the background, featuring old images of kids watching the Poler Express, playing in the snow, and just generally celebrating t…

I miss the era of artists releasing “Greatest Hits” CDs. These were essential tools for casual fans of big artists. We didn't have to scrounge around to find the best songs of every random artist; they did the work for us. There are a lot of artists that I like, but don't listen to all of their albums. Take Ariana Grande, for instance! Now there's a singer who I'd like a great hits CD from.

Ready or not, here I come.

There's been an epidemic sweeping the programming memes community. One meme has positively overtaken r/ProgrammerHumor to the point that it's nearly unuseable. I'm of course talking about, “what's stopping you from coding like this?”

What kind of meme would you like today? You don't know? Maybe one with cats? Well, have I got the meme list for you. There are so many memes circulating in the stratosphere at any given moment it's hard to really hone in on what you want. Choosing a list of memes to scroll through is almost as hard as deciding on what movie or TV show to watch. Do I want to have a nice night in with Bowfinger , King of the Hill, or a list of hilarious memes that will take me less than 3 minutes to scroll throug…

Not everything has to be so positive all of the time. There are so many people out there who believe that having a positive attitude will literally cure all that is wrong with them, which is patently untrue. In fact, I would argue that desperately trying to be positive even when you're not in a good place does more harm than good. If you can't sit with the things that make you unhappy, then you'll never be able to confront and change them. On a less deep note, isn't it a little bit fun to be a…

In every good collection of memes or Instagram shitpost account, you can always find at least one modest SpongeBob meme. At once a relic of childhood and a symbol of millennial internet culture, everyone's favorite sentient sea sponge is omnipresent. But just because you see SpongeBob memes everywhere, doesn't mean the iconic cartoon shouldn't get the respect it deserves. That's why we've put together a special collection of only Spongebob memes. Many of these memes come from the r/BikiniBottom…

The meme population is rapidly growing every day. For every meme that dies, at least three are born. These bite-sized forms of entertainment are way easier and cheaper to make than babies. Much like an infant fish, you really don't have to take care of them once you kick them out of the nest. It is estimated that humans will go extinct before memes do. As our birth rates decline, the memes keep marching on. With so many memes frolicking through this world, it's difficult to decide which ones yo…

Nowadays, it's increasingly challenging to find memes for the whole family. Ten years ago, wholesome memes comprised a much more significant portion of the meme ecosystem. Unfortunately, that's no longer the case. Now, so many memes you come across are either depressing, catastrophizing, or just plain rude. Extremely online people might not think there's a market for solely wholesome memes. However, they'd be wrong! I can't tell you the number of people who tell me, “I only want to use social m…

Memes love you. Memes will never leave you randomly one night without warning, never to be seen again. The memes you have stored on your phone will be with you for as long as you want, and they won't leave unless you ask them to. If you politely and amicably split with your memes, they will be cordial and respectful. Memes won't leave your phone in the middle of the night, go into the city doing God knows what with God knows who, and sneak back into your phone at 6 AM and think you won't notice…

Getting reccomened meditation by a friend or a therapist feels kind of weird. It's like they know just by looking at you that you refuse to shut off your brain for even one second of your waking hours. They sniff you and think, “now this is a person who will consume media at an alarming rate just so they don't have to hear the thought bouncing through their head.” I've never really successfully done meditation because I struggle with taking it seriously. I'm supposed to not ruminate on any thou…