This is Why You Shouldn't Do Drugs, Friends

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stoned,house,accident,rock,literalism,stone,Party
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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

Photographing All the Cosmic Party Rocks

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cliché,everyday,Hall of Fame,hubble,literalism,overused,Party,rock,shuffling,similar sounding,Telescope
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I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!

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invite,Party,accident,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop