I'm not trying to be judgmental, but rave culture really just isn't my scene. After one bad brush with some XO, I told myself I'd go raven nevermore. - Matty Malaprop
I'd say this song was intergalactic AND planetary, but then I'm pretty sure the Beastie Boys' label would attempt to sue my network. - Matty Malaprop
... everyday I'm sataying? - Matty Malaprop
Yes, R.I.P. in peace. Deliberate redundancy. Pluto deserves it. You got a problem with that???? - Matty Malaprop
And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop
And for years I just thought my coworkers were trying to troll me! I really don't understand why their tastes for Lemon Party got so soured... - Matty Malaprop
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