As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop

Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop

Yes, R.I.P. in peace. Deliberate redundancy. Pluto deserves it. You got a problem with that???? - Matty Malaprop

Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop