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Given the cold shoulder
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

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Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, the entire history of my social life could be summarized as one. From that one time I drunkenly threw up all over everything and everyone I ever loved to that other time I dressed up my neighbor's rooster as a transgendered caricature of Lady Gaga... let's just say my existence has long been one big pile of shame. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop

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They may not seem like much, but simple party hats are often a great way to spice up a social event! - Matty Malaprop