Party

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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously, the entire history of my social life could be summarized as one. From that one time I drunkenly threw up all over everything and everyone I ever loved to that other time I dressed up my neighbor's rooster as a transgendered caricature of Lady Gaga... let's just say my existence has long been one big pile of shame. - Matty Malaprop

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By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

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And for years I just thought my coworkers were trying to troll me! I really don't understand why their tastes for Lemon Party got so soured... - Matty Malaprop

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