Owlbert Einstein

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albert einstein,einstein,orly,Owl,relativity,similar sounding,vowel-less
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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bill-oreilly,meme,oreilly,orly,Owl,side by side,similar sounding,surname
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

What's with Owl the Fuss?

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horatio caine,csi miami,david carusoe,similar sounding,Owl,homophones
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop

The Twowlth Doctor

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doctor who,double meaning,homophone,hoo,literalism,Owl,sound
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Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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animal,bird,bunny,cow,eel,Hall of Fame,Owl,panda,professions,punny,whale,wolf,zebra
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop