Pleated Jeans Punimals

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animals,cat,Cats,dolphin,dolphins,double meaning,kangaroo,kangaroos,literalism,names,Owl,owls,platypus,pun names,punny,puns,rattlesnake,rattlesnakes,rhino,rhinos
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Owlways and 7eva

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classy,Hall of Fame,i will,literalism,Owl,similar sounding
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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop

A Great Synopsis of Last Night's Big Game

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superb,similar sounding,Owl,big game,liaison
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They only want you to THINK the Ravens won. #Owls5eva - Matty Malaprop

Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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alpaca,animal puns,animals,bear,elephant,giraffes,hawk,horse,koala,lion,minnow,Owl,variations on a theme
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop