Owl Bee Seeing You

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Owl Bee Seeing You
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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Well, This Escalated Quickly...
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

What's with Owl the Fuss?

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What's with Owl the Fuss?
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop