They see me rowlin', they hootin'. - Matty Malaprop
Henry Gibson says "B*tch please" to your O'Reilly O RLYs. - Matty Malaprop
Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop
And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop
... but strangely his music seldom feels nocturne-al. - Matty Malaprop
Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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