And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop
Henry Gibson says "B*tch please" to your O'Reilly O RLYs. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop
Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop
Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."
Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop
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