Oh, and Her Bewbs Are Nice Too

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Oh, and Her Bewbs Are Nice Too
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But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop

Owlbert Einstein

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Owlbert Einstein
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop

Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!

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Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!
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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?

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More like NO'Reilly AMIRITE?
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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Pleated Jeans Punimals
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Owl Bee Seeing You

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Owl Bee Seeing You
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop