Owl

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By sonnetxvii (Via: Pleated Jeans)
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Sebastien Millon
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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

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By Ginctm
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And hopefully sooner than later! The time I've spent with you has been a hoot! - Matty Malaprop

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