Owl

classy,Hall of Fame,i will,literalism,Owl,similar sounding
Via: pikarar
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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop

animal,bird,bunny,cow,eel,Hall of Fame,Owl,panda,professions,punny,whale,wolf,zebra
By sonnetxvii (Via: Pleated Jeans)
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

animals,cat,Cats,dolphin,dolphins,double meaning,kangaroo,kangaroos,literalism,names,Owl,owls,platypus,pun names,punny,puns,rattlesnake,rattlesnakes,rhino,rhinos
Via: Pleated Jeans
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

albert einstein,einstein,orly,Owl,relativity,similar sounding,vowel-less
Via: F Yeah Dementia
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop

Sad,lyrics,song,similar sounding,Owl,window,all by myself,all
By Unknown
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

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Via: PBS Nature
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They only want you to THINK the Ravens won. #Owls5eva - Matty Malaprop

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