Pleated Jeans Punimals

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Pleated Jeans Punimals
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Well, This Escalated Quickly...

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Well, This Escalated Quickly...
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Please tell me this whole fauna-filled ordeal has reached its illogical conclusion... pretty please? - Matty Malaprop

The Twowlth Doctor

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The Twowlth Doctor
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Dr. Hoo's TARDIS may APPEAR to be just an ordinary oak tree, but I assure it's far bigger on the inside than you might think at first glance. - Matty Malaprop

Owlways and 7eva

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Owlways and 7eva
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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop

Owlbert Einstein

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Owlbert Einstein
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop