Owlbert Einstein

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Owlbert Einstein
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I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop

Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!

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Better a Fat Beet Than a Sick One!
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Owlie's been known to rock beets so hard he turns them into straight-up jams. Good on ya, Owlie. - Matty Malaprop

Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad

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Six Outta Nine Ain't Bad
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Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop

Owlways and 7eva

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Owlways and 7eva
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Because seven is more than four, owlf course. - Matty Malaprop