Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction

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Like a Pokémon, or An Epic Fiction
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He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Zombie Apocalypse

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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Zombie Apocalypse
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From the studio that brought you "Mrs. Doubtfire and Brimstone," it's a blood-boiling piece of cinema that is fun for your whole dead family! - Matty Malaprop

The Dark Knight RISES

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The Dark Knight RISES
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It's a film that's precisely identical to its predecessor, except Christian Bale's Batman voice is two octaves higher than it was in its previous incarnation. - Matty Malaprop