How about a melting clock? I can give you a melting clock, but that's my final offer. - Matty Malaprop

There's really nothing worse than a luggage's lament. - Matty Malaprop

All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop

There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop

Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

Let us all judge not by the color of skin, but by the proper grooming thereof. - Matty Malaprop

"I have decided to stick to 'Power Stone 2...' 'Soul Calibur' is too great a burden to bear." - Matty Malaprop