And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.

So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop

And to think it was hand-coded using Trotsky++! - Matty Malaprop

It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop