Guns Don't Kill People... Flammable Material Does

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Guns Don't Kill People... Flammable Material Does
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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

Everything is Sexy

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Everything is Sexy
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Desert I'll Never Try

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The Only Desert I'll Never Try
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I've made it a point in the year-and-a-half that I've run this site to try and stay mostly non-political. But seriously punmasters, SOPA and PIPA MUST be stopped. Call your senators. Get involved. Keep the internet full of Lolcats and puns! - Matty Malaprop

Learn more about PIPA (and how to prevent it!) here.

So Now You're Grounded and Failing?

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So Now You're Grounded and Failing?
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So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop

You Finally Got it Right!

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You Finally Got it Right!
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Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop

Call of Duty

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Call of Duty
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It's a call I decline 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop