This is the Business I Want to Break Into

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This is the Business I Want to Break Into
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How about a melting clock? I can give you a melting clock, but that's my final offer. - Matty Malaprop

Queen Takes Bishop

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Queen Takes Bishop
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All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop

I AM THE ONE PERCENT.

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I AM THE ONE PERCENT.
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Damn shame. I'm far more fond of half-and-half in my morning cup of joe. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Together We Shall Wash Away Intolerance

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SMP CLASSIC: Together We Shall Wash Away Intolerance
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Let us all judge not by the color of skin, but by the proper grooming thereof. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

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SMP CLASSIC: Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
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"I have decided to stick to 'Power Stone 2...' 'Soul Calibur' is too great a burden to bear." - Matty Malaprop