The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop

I just hope this brave soul doesn't get donkey punched in the process... - Matty Malaprop

I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop

The music they make just makes me want to put my hans in the air and shoot first! - Matty Malaprop

At long last, we've finally discovered the key ingredient used in the making of Hindenburgers. - Matty Malaprop

She's always spewing out excuses, and all of them are fluff. - Matty Malaprop