True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds to me like someone just got puppwned. - Matty Malaprop

Flamenco Cake is also an acceptable answer, but only in 13 states in the union. - Matty Malaprop

And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

Go on shawty, it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday; we gon' party like it's your one hundred and eleventieth birthday. - Matty Malaprop