A guy at King's College London can actually use the force. Does he use it to gain wisdom? To become a super soldier? To hold dominion over humanity?
Nope. He uses it to screw with people in elevators.
"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
-- Commander Adama
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