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Every time employee takes a PTO day they still end up 40 hours/week to cover it, nullifying the PTO: 'I should've worked 24 hours but I worked double that'
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Employee creates program for managing personal workload, refuses to let management share it with entire department: 'There's no offer of extra pay, promotion, or formal recognition'
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Business owner discovers he's paying his employees 113% more than the average business owner in his area: 'Similar firms are paying 35% less than last year.'
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Government employee makes $33 an hour, manager insists it should be $10 instead: 'The department head makes $130k a year'
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Employee expects promotion with performance review, upper management randomly select him as needing improvement: 'I have had an amazing year'
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