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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Working mom demands babysitting for 5-year-old and 3-year-old from stay-at-home neighbor with 9-week-old baby, throws fit when she refuses: 'I'm not a full-time babysitter'
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Dad criticizes 19-year-old son and 17-year-old daughter for planning a sibling tattoo that "excludes" their 3 younger step-siblings and 2 half-siblings: 'He said there is no difference in our family and a sibling is a sibling'
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Parents let 3-year-old daughter upstage 1-year-old niece's birthday, want her to blow out the candles instead: 'My niece started screaming and wouldn't let anyone sing happy birthday'
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32-year-old dad-to-be insists on naming his baby after a D&D character, refuses to compromise with wife who likes classic names: 'I don't want to name our child after a fictional character'
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25-year-old mom demands brother swap vacation rental for hotel room, family flips out when he asks her to pay $250 difference: 'They had 8 months notice, they could have saved up'
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