whiskey

OLD how I felt when I realized that the annoying brats that liked the power rangers back in the day are now consuming alcohol

AND SUDDENLY everybody is happy at work

MEANWHILE in Scotland

TEACHERS they have to get through the day somehow or other

MEANWHILE on a roadside in Ireland

SO... that's what Ke$sha ment by "brush my teeth with a bottle of jack."

PURE KENTUCKY WHISKEY the night time sniffling, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine. Cures anything that ails ya!