whiskey

MEANWHILE... in Ireland

WHY is this not around anymore

OLD how I felt when I realized that the annoying brats that liked the power rangers back in the day are now consuming alcohol

PURE KENTUCKY WHISKEY the night time sniffling, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine. Cures anything that ails ya!

TEACHERS they have to get through the day somehow or other

MEANWHILE in Scotland

AND SUDDENLY everybody is happy at work

TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY

COLLEGE Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how i remember it

WHISKEY FOR MY MEN and beer for my horses.

SO... that's what Ke$sha ment by "brush my teeth with a bottle of jack."

LOOK AGAIN at the Cyrillic letter. Welcome to Russia