vampire

GLAMPIRE maybe he's born with it, maybe it's gaybeline

WIMPY VAMPIRES if you're gonna make a vampire character who's a complete pansy at least make him funny.

WTF DO YOU MEAN DOES MY SKIN SPARKLE? do I look like Mariah Carey B*tch?

DOESN'T SEEM LEGIT you can't catch photos of vampires

OH LOOK! they renamed twilight

THE CULLENS don't actually own a silver volvo.

VAMPIRE level: redneck

IT WILL BE INTERESTING to see how the vampire swing vote will impact this election

NOSFERATU!

VAMBIE cannot be stopped

NYANPIRE still scarier than edward

ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

VAMPIRES this was the real deal

WELL now it all makes sense