vampire

STILL NOT AS GAY AS wait...

SEE JANE SUCK suck, jane, suck

NYANPIRE still scarier than edward

DOESN'T SEEM LEGIT you can't catch photos of vampires

IT'S JOHN C. REILLY'S you don't want to look

NICK CAGE still looks good considering his age

FOR THE LAST TIME... I don't sparkle

THIS IS A VAMPIRE this is not

IT WILL BE INTERESTING to see how the vampire swing vote will impact this election

OH LOOK! they renamed twilight

VAMPIRES this was the real deal

REMEMBER when vampires were in horror movies

VAMPIRE level: redneck

NOSFERATU!

WIMPY VAMPIRES if you're gonna make a vampire character who's a complete pansy at least make him funny.

BUT I DO you begin with twilight.