vampire

INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.

FINALLY!

BUT I DO you begin with twilight.

THE VAMPIRE'S ASS whether I look depends on the vampire

VAMPIRES this was the real deal

EDWARD WHO?

SEEMS LEGIT

REMEMBER when vampires were in horror movies

FOR THE LAST TIME... I don't sparkle

THE CULLENS don't actually own a silver volvo.

AND Raphael never sparkled

ALUCARD he's laughing because he just heard Edward Cullen claim to be a vampire

GLAMPIRE maybe he's born with it, maybe it's gaybeline

WTF DO YOU MEAN DOES MY SKIN SPARKLE? do I look like Mariah Carey B*tch?

AND YOU THOUGHT her tendency to have sex with vampires was bad...