vampire

INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.

SOOO... who is that pale guy in the photo, anyway?

FINALLY!

THE VAMPIRE'S ASS whether I look depends on the vampire

STILL NOT AS GAY AS wait...

IT'S JOHN C. REILLY'S you don't want to look

NOSFERATU!

GLAMPIRE maybe he's born with it, maybe it's gaybeline

EDWARD WHO?

WIMPY VAMPIRES if you're gonna make a vampire character who's a complete pansy at least make him funny.

DR WILSON IS A GAY VAMPIRE mind=blown

VAMPIRE SH!T you're doing it wrong.

WELL now it all makes sense

OH LOOK! they renamed twilight

THIS IS A VAMPIRE this is not

SEE JANE SUCK suck, jane, suck