unfortunate

WARNING: side effects may include paralysis, psychosis, amnesia, insomnia, extreme back pain, frequent, urinary tract infection, nausea, vomiting, nasal congestion, mouth dryness, acute, sensitivity to sound and light, weakness, exhaustion, feelings of extreme thirst and hunger, glandular issues, organ failure, extreme sexual appetite, or lack of sexual desire, impotence and feelings of limited self worth. Some users have experienced brain damage, irreversible coma, suicidal feelings,homicidal blackout,s extreme paranoia, rapid aging, time dysplasia, cardiopathy, cardiomyopathy, cerebral ischemia, intracranial hemorrhage, mania, or seizure disorders & sudden death.

PROM because sometimes you can't afford to bring your sister.

FRIDAY FRIDAY gotta get down on Friday!

I HOPE YOUR INSURANCE covers for Chuck Norris

FLYING CARS not as awesome as previously believed

WHAT THE? life, it just happens

HAIR TRIGGER in less than 5 shots Slick manages to shoot his own foot, his partner, both horses and the farmer's daughter

DEPRESSION I got up early, had a cup of coffee, failed to find a way to improve my life, so I took my drugs and then went back to bed.