unfortunate

DEPRESSION I got up early, had a cup of coffee, failed to find a way to improve my life, so I took my drugs and then went back to bed.

MY EYES I never did anything to deserve this

GUESS which couple is the married couple.

HEADBANGERS their pictures are often unfortunately timed

FLYING CARS not as awesome as previously believed

TACO BELL keeping families together

THE GRAMMY AWARDS witness the slow, painful death of good music before your eyes

WHAT THE? life, it just happens

THE LONGER YOU LOOK the funnier it gets.

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE 10 SONS

I HOPE YOUR INSURANCE covers for Chuck Norris