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HAIR TRIGGER in less than 5 shots Slick manages to shoot his own foot, his partner, both horses and the farmer's daughter

THE LONGER YOU LOOK the funnier it gets.

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE 10 SONS

PROM because sometimes you can't afford to bring your sister.

THE GRAMMY AWARDS witness the slow, painful death of good music before your eyes

PRISON this guy's been there too many times

FRIDAY FRIDAY gotta get down on Friday!