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THE GRAMMY AWARDS witness the slow, painful death of good music before your eyes

GUESS which couple is the married couple.

PROM because sometimes you can't afford to bring your sister.

I'M A MORMON thanks, but I don't think I'll join you

PRISON this guy's been there too many times

FLYING CARS not as awesome as previously believed

HEADBANGERS their pictures are often unfortunately timed

MY EYES I never did anything to deserve this

FOR $1 A DAY you can save this poor doomed apple

FRIDAY FRIDAY gotta get down on Friday!

HAIR TRIGGER in less than 5 shots Slick manages to shoot his own foot, his partner, both horses and the farmer's daughter

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