unfortunate

FLYING CARS not as awesome as previously believed

PRISON this guy's been there too many times

TACO BELL keeping families together

HEADBANGERS their pictures are often unfortunately timed

HAIR TRIGGER in less than 5 shots Slick manages to shoot his own foot, his partner, both horses and the farmer's daughter

GUESS which couple is the married couple.

WHAT THE? life, it just happens

I HOPE YOUR INSURANCE covers for Chuck Norris

DEPRESSION I got up early, had a cup of coffee, failed to find a way to improve my life, so I took my drugs and then went back to bed.

I'M A MORMON thanks, but I don't think I'll join you

THE GRAMMY AWARDS witness the slow, painful death of good music before your eyes

PROM because sometimes you can't afford to bring your sister.