uh oh

WAIT A MINUTE.... if my girlfriend wasn't tickling my balls, then OH... OH GOD.

THE FORWARD APPROACH getting men restraining orders since the dawn of laziness

WHEN YOU SEE IT it's too late

GOOD NEWS/ BAD NEWS "the good news," said my doctor, "is that you have a street named after you."

I'M NOT SURE but I have a feeling that spider may have eaten him.

I USED TO BE an anime girl like you, but then I took a tentacle to the...

OKAY that's enough exercise you can stop now

THAT MOMENT when the condom breaks

PEDOBEAR now molesting your child for 6.99

SLIMY YET SATISFYING hakuna matata

THE WOODPECKER might have to go